Long version: Diane Keaton went on Ellen on Friday and had a few glasses of wine before taking the stage, because apparently Diane Keaton gets nervous on talk shows, and the people at Ellen know this, so they stocked up the green room for her and brought out a bottle at the beginning of the interview. All of this resulted in a very fun few minutes of television, the highlight of which was Keaton pulling out an actual, typed, hard-copy list of men she’s kissed and wants to kiss. (Diane Keaton really likes kissing.) Her Want To list includes Robert Redford, Clint Eastwood, Ryan Gosling, Bradley Cooper, Adam Levine, David Beckham, Will Ferrell, Chris Hemsworth, and Louis CK, of whom Keaton said “That’s the one I want right now” and “He’s just kind of a genius.”
Short version: Diane Keaton seems cool.