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Kurt Metzger Made A ‘White Precious’ Religious Recruitment Pamphlet For All Of You

By / 07.11.14
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A few days ago we introduced you guys to comedian Kurt Metzger — whose standup special, White Precious, airs tonight at 11pm EST on Comedy Central — via one of our UPROXX 20s. And as we mentioned in the introduction of that post, Kurt grew up as a Jehovah’s Witness and even became ordained as a minister in the religion, so he created a faux religious pamphlet to promote the special airing tonight. It is below and the full version can be downloaded here. Enjoy…

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