The middle segment of last night’s Colbert Report was dedicated to Vapshot. What is Vapshot, you ask? Well…
Vapshot is a refreshing new way to enjoy mix drinks, cocktails or shots. Vapshot is served in specially designed containers, which are pressurized and premixed with various spirits. When served, you simply twist the cap, “pop the top” and a portion of the liquor will instantly vaporize right before your eyes. It’s a wonder to behold and a treat to enjoy. The process brings out the true flavor of the liquor, making it an aromatic and pleasant experience. The vapor is consumed using a straw with the remaining liquor left in liquid form for you to drink as with any normal cocktail or shot.
That’s right. Vapshot is alcohol you vape. And Colbert just demolishes it, from its entire silly premise to its (possibly fabricated) scientific research. It’s glorious.
Anyway, since we are apparently doing this now, let’s have a little fun. Twenty dollars to the first person who gets me a picture of someone vaping alcohol with an e-cig in his or her hand. Thirty if the serial vaper is wearing a fedora. Fifty for double-vaping, a fedora, AND a Google Glass. One million dollars for all of the things in the last sentence being done by Jeremy Piven. These are my terms*.
*Offer not valid anywhere