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What’s On Tonight: Adios, ‘Suits.’ Until We Suits Again.

By / 08.20.14

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Suits (USA, 9:00 p.m.) – Summer finale. This season of Suits hasn’t been my favorite. Too much Mike/Rachel, not enough Mike/Harvey/Donna. AND NOW THIS THING WITH LOUIS. For the love of God, Suits. You’re tearing me apart.

Little League World Series: West vs. Mid-Atlantic (ESPN, 7:30 p.m.) – Mo’ne Davis, the 13-year-old phenom with the 70 mph heater, pitches tonight for Philadelphia’s own Taney Dragons. This is a big deal, as was her quote last week about her pitching philosophy: “I throw my curveball like Clayton Kershaw and my fastball like Mo’ne Davis.” Win or lose, this has all been righteous as sh*t.

Extant (CBS, 9:00 p.m.) – D-d-d-double episode. Now with twice the space mysteries! Probably! The description for tonight’s show includes the phrase “Molly devises a plan to intercept her baby,” which shouldn’t be too hard. Most babies can’t even beat a simple Cover 2.

Franklin & Bash (TNT, 10:00 p.m.) – Last week, Franklin and Bash staged a zombie attack during a trial, busted some balls in the office, and got promoted to senior, name partners by their boss who was being taken out of the office in handcuffs. And all of that happened BEFORE THE OPENING CREDITS. I missed you so, you mindless hour of stupid hijinks. Never leave me again.

The Bridge
(FX, 10:00 p.m.) – From TV Guide: “Sonya uncovers the truth behind Lisa’s death. Meanwhile, Frye and Adriana make a dangerous discovery.” So many people have died on The Bridge this season that I had to go look up who the hell Lisa was. Turns out it was Sonya’s sister. Related: Please don’t ax my face off. That seems unpleasant.

Wahlburgers (A&E, 10:00 p.m.) – Tonight, Mark is off to Hong Kong to promote a movie. BUT WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE CHEESEBURGERS?! DAMMIT, MARK, YOU HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES HERE.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Letterman has Kathy Griffin and Ken Burns; Fallon has ared Leto and Amy Brenneman; and Conan has Pierce Brosnan and Jaime King.

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