When you think of 30 Rock’s Frank Rossitano (comedian Judah Friedlander) a few things come to mind: he was a childish slacker and a deadpan funny man — oh, and he wore trucker hats with different ridiculous phrases on them each episode. You know the old saying “Where one man sees a hat that reads ‘Shark Cop’ another man sees a career opportunity,” right? Here we take a closer look at the hats he wore that displayed those unexplored careers we’d like to have. Sign me up for anything extra terrestrial!
UFO COP — Season 1 Episode 14
Every day would be like an episode of The X-Files!
ATLANTIS LIFEGUARD — Season 2 Episode 8
You’d be saving lives, and getting a tan.
PINBALL MECHANIC — Season 3 Episode 9
Anyone can skip school, but do you know how to skip school and get away with it?
VOLUNTEER PILOT — Season 6 Episode 2
No, you’re not getting paid, but you are flying all over the world possibly.
ARCADE CHAMP — Season 1 Episode 4
I always wanted to share my expertise in Mike Tyson’s Punch Out with the world!
DREAM READER — Season 5 Episode 11
I feel like you could get away with telling people anything.
E.S.P. TUTOR — Season 1 Episode 8
See above.
FOLEY ARTIST — Season 3 Episode 6
A foley artist makes sounds in movies sound realistic. So when your mom tells you to stop making fart noises at school, tell her you’re just preparing for your future.
FORMER CYCLOPS — Season 3 Episode 1
People would be confused, but you’d probably make loads of cash starring in an X-Men movie.
MYSTERY SOLVER — Season 1 Episode 19
All those Agatha Christie novels will finally pay off.
CODE BREAKER — Season 5 Episode 16
You could solve the case of the Zodiac Killer… *cough* Arthur Leigh Allend
ALIEN KNIGHT FORCE — Season 1 Episode 21
Chlling with aliens all day, and then go out and fight extra terrestrial crime? Yes please!
SHARK COP– Season 4 Episode 6
You would truly get to live every week like it’s Shark Week! And the Sharknado plots are endless.
TIME TRAVEL AGENT — Season 1 Episode 16
Being a modern day travel agent would be kind of blase, but sending people to the 1400s would be pretty cool.
BIGFOOT EXPERT — Season 1 Episode 4
Sounds like a creepy job you’d apply for on Craigslist, but getting paid to sleep would be great!
