Can You Resist The Quality Of Nick Offerman’s Handcrafted Wood Emojis?

I suppose that any time you can squeeze woodworking into a comedy bit, Nick Offerman is the man you’re going to want to call. Actually, expand that to any comedy bit featuring tools or home maintenance. Then it holds true even if the idea is insane and pointless.

That’s what Conan did with this little segment advertising Offerman’s handcrafted wooden emojis, the perfect gift for the communication challenged this holiday season. I’m just a little concerned about the need for an industrial sack to transport my new emoji prize. Is that included in the $29.99? Do I have to buy it separately? That must be how they get you, f*cking snakes.

(Via Team Coco)

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