When it comes to minor characters on Seinfeld, few are more lovable than Elaine’s squinty-eyed, high-fiving, New Jersey Devils-loving, on-again/off-again boyfriend David Puddy.
To celebrate Patrick Warburton’s birthday — “Yeah, that’s right.” — here’s a collection of David Puddy quotes we should still be using in everyday conversation.
“Yeah, that’s right.”
Everyday use: When you stand your ground.
“Talk to me, babe.”
Everyday use: When you’re feeling sympathetic.
“Alright, high-five.”
Everyday use: When you can’t contain your excitement.
“Check it out. 8-ball.”
Everyday use: When you’re nostalgic about your childhood.
“Let’s makeout.”
Everyday use: When you want to kiss and make up.
“You stole my Jesus fish, didn’t you?”
Everyday use: When someone takes away something dear to your heart.
“I don’t care much for that term.”
Everyday use: When you feel insulted.
“It’s my winter coat.”
Everyday use: When justifying your fashion sense.
“You know, support the team.”
Everyday use: When you want to paint your face!
“I’m not the one going to hell.”
Everyday use: When you’re the only one who’s been good.
“No way. This is bogus, man!”
Everyday use: When you’ve been ripped off.
“What do you care, you know where you’re going.”
Everyday use: When you have nothing to worry about.
“I’ll be back, we’ll make out.”
Everyday use: When you’re feeling confident.
“I’ll tell you what’s stupid. You, stupid.”
Everyday use: When everyone else is wrong.
“How come people don’t have dip for dinner?”
Everyday use: When you want your favorite snacks all the time!
“I don’t know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.”
Everyday use: When you’re defending your skills.
“Right Koko. That chimp’s alright. High-five.”
Everyday use: When you’ve seen the same monkey videos on Youtube.
“Feels like an Arby’s night.”
Everyday use: When you don’t feel much like cooking.
“You got a question? You ask the 8-ball.”
Everyday use: When the answer isn’t up to you.
“All signs point to yes!”
Everyday use: When you’re channeling your inner 8-ball.
