When Madonna kissed Britney Spears during the 2003 Video Music Awards, Britney was 22 years old and Madonna was 45. That kiss represented something akin to Madonna passing the torch (through her tongue) to the next generation. It was a beautiful, iconic moment in television history.
Here, watch it again. In slow motion.
But now Madonna is 56 years old, and because she’s coming out with a new album, she’s trying to drum some support through controversy by replacing Britney with Miley Cyrus, who is 22 years old, in that famous VMA photo. That’s a 44 year age difference!
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Listen, Madonna. You can’t just skip a generation. Grandmothers don’t pass the torch (through their tongues) to their grandchildren’s generation. For God’s sake, Madonna could have made out with Miley Cyrus’ Dad in the early ’90s. Hell, “Like a Virgin” had been out for 18 years before Miley Cyrus was even born! And you can’t just photoshop another woman into your kiss photos without consent! What if Miley was saving herself for Britney? Madonna has robbed Miley of that opportunity, and now to up the ante on this, Miley is going to have to make out with Aretha Franklin or something.
MADONNA HAS DISTURBED THE NATURAL ORDER.
This will not stand.
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