Nick Offerman Gave ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas’ A Much-Needed Update

“A Visit from St. Nicholas,” or as it’s better known “​Twas the Night Before Christmas,” was published in 1823. That’s hella old. Today’s #youth, they can’t relate to kerchiefs. The poem’s in desperate need of an update. Enter mustachioed Nick Offerman, who put a fresh, new spin on the dusty classic. But seriously, what the f*ck does “down of a thistle” mean?

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