Much like Boyd is realizing the deep sh*t he’s gotten himself into, I’m realizing that even throwaway lines from Justified are gonna be quotable, and there’s no way to get everyone’s favorite in. So much like Boyd, I’m gonna keep going with the task at hand. And hopefully get drunk with Ava, because that seemed like a damn good time.
Morning afters are a b*tch though.
Add a Choo Choo spinoff to the other possibilities after this season.
Once again, Avery Markham is just Evil Sam Elliot.
Ava doesn’t care for it.
In the end, Avery’s rep precedes him, and Boyd lets him know it.
Avery is pretty blunt.
“You think Wynn would have a tanning bed?” “Obviously.”
All that tanning can leave a man thirsty.
I guess that’s it, nothing else happened this week…
Oh right, Raylan also did stuff this week. Needed to meet up with someone who could pin Boyd to missing explosives.
But due to fatherly sacrifice, it mostly resulted in nut smashes and dick humor.
