Justified (FX, 10:00 p.m.) – Last week’s episode saw the death of Ty Walker, the coffin finally closing on Raylan’s past and the bad memories of his father and more Raylan/Boyd bromance moments than we could handle. Tonight, Ava’s loyalties to the criminal and the lawman in her life are tested (again), and Markham is in for a nasty surprise.
The Flash (CW, 8:00 p.m.) – The Weather Wizard blows into town, and he’s kicking up a storm. (Sorry, I got carried away with the puns there.) Really, though, he’s still pretty pissed about his brother’s death, which is bad news for the team and Detective West. Meanwhile, Barry enjoys a very awkward double date with the girl he’s currently seeing, the girl he wishes he was hooking up with and said girl’s boyfriend. Oh, and Dr. Wells is still a douchebag, but his secret may finally be out.
The Voice (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) – The battle rounds continue as the remaining contestants vie for the final spots and for a chance at finally realizing their life-long dreams of becoming artists. On a more interesting note, we learn that Adam Levine golfs with that guy from the band Fun., and he may or may not have met Ellie Goulding at a Texas rodeo.
Married at First Sight (A&E, 8:00 p.m.) – The second season of the show premieres, and it’s exactly what its title suggests: a long, drawn out, nasty divorce just waiting to happen.
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (ABC, 9:00 p.m.) – Skye’s deadbeat dad is making up for those years missed by rallying a group of super villains to crush the S.H.I.E.L.D. team (well, really just Agent Coulson, but I have a feeling the bad guys aren’t that picky about who they kill). Skye’s still struggling with discovering her only purpose in life is to destroy things so Agent May recruits her ex-husband – who just happens to be a shrink – to psychoanalyze her problems away.
Undateable (NBC, 9:00 p.m.) – In the Season 2 opener, Leslie discovers she’s become the next Kim Kardashian after a gym steals her butt selfies to use as their new promo photos, and Justin’s attempts at a one-night stand go awry.
iZombie (CW, 9:00 p.m.) – The premiere of CW’s newest freshman drama sees medical resident Liv Moore meet an untimely end only to come back as a considerably more apathetic zombie who has a constant need to binge on human brains. To satisfy her cravings, she starts working at the city morgue, where she’s able to indulge in her favorite snack food, and where she learns her new diet allows her to relive her dinner’s memories. She uses her new-found powers to help solve the murders of the victims she dines on. (No joke, this is the actual premise of the show.)
One Big Happy Family (NBC, 9:30 p.m.) – A 30-something lesbian asks her best friend to father her baby, and things become even more complicated when he falls in love and gets married in the show’s season premiere.
Gangland Undercover (HIST, 10:00 p.m.) – Falco’s cover is put in jeopardy after Stash kills a drug dealer.
Tosh.0 (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) – In which Tosh invents a hashtag for female empowerment, remixes a rap song and tries his darnedest to clean up the internet.
Kroll Show (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) – Dr. Armond pursues his wife’s killer in Europe, and C-Czar, and Bob Ducca pitch their new invention to PubLIZity.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Will Ferrell on Letterman; Jennifer Garner, Eugene Levy and Modest Mouse on Fallon; Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Robert Rodriguez on Kimmel; Shailene Woodley and Jason Biggs on Meyers; Amanda Seyfried on The Daily Show; and Zachary Quinto and OK Go on Conan.
