Bates Motel (A&E, 9:00 p.m.) — Norman and Emma grow closer, so it looks like Mom is gonna have to be the side chick for a while. (Being a ladies man is a lot of work.) Also, Annika’s probably dead (definitely dead), and because poor Norman just can’t catch a break, Romero starts snooping around asking questions. That may have something to do with the fact that Norma ratted him out during her mental breakdown last episode. Once again, here’s your obligatory gif of Usher in a racoon hat spouting off words of wisdom:
Better Call Saul (AMC, 10:00 p.m.) — In order to win a case, Jimmy finally starts to get his hands dirty. Or, you know, dirtier. Honestly, after watching the future Saul Goodman bawl like a little baby in that corner office after doing the “right” thing and giving up the Kettlemans’ cash, I’m ready for him to turn to the dark side. Seeing Bob Odenkirk cry just gives me too many feels.
Dancing with the Stars (ABC, 8:00 p.m.) — The eliminations begin, and we get to see that guy from LMFAO dance the cha-cha while simultaneously losing any street cred he may have had in the world of electronic dance rap.
The Following (Fox, 8:00 p.m.) — Tonight’s two-hour homicidal adventure sees the sex-crazed pair of slaughterers Mark has been hanging with begin to make their true loyalties known. Meanwhile, Ryan calls up an old enemy to help him defeat an even greater foe. Who wants to bet that’s going to be a prison phone call?
The Voice (NBC, 8:00 p.m.) — The Knockout Rounds begin with the top team members choosing their own music (for once). Also, can I say how confusing and completely unnecessary it is to have so many rounds of competition on a talent show? This is reality TV, not a Mayweather/Pacquiao match.
WWE Monday Night Raw (USA, 8:00 p.m.) — We get a teaser of WrestleMania as Brock Lesnar goes head-to-head (or, you know, one body part to another body part) with Roman Reigns in the final Raw before the main-event.
Scorpion (CBS, 9:00 p.m.) — The team’s helicopter crashes starting a massive wildfire that soon rages out of control and threatens their lives. A wildfire. In California. Original.
Slither (Syfy, 9:00 p.m.) — I could describe this as a comedy-horror movie about a small town invaded by flesh-eating parasites from outer-space, but all you really need to know is that it stars Nathan Fillion, Elizabeth Banks and was directed by James Gunn. Enough said.
The Returned (A&E, 10:00 p.m) — Camille’s suffering from a bit of cabin fever, so she lies about her identity in order to get out of the house. Meanwhile, Lena discovers a mysterious scar on her back, and Victor discovers that nosy neighbors are literally the worst.
The Late Late Show with James Corden (CBS, 12:35 a.m.) — The British comedian, Broadway star and actor takes his first go at filling Craig Ferguson’s shoes with guests Tom Hanks and Mila Kunis.
LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Ben Stiller and Tove Lo on Letterman; January Jones on Fallon; Chelsea Clinton, Adam Carolla and Zac Brown Band on Kimmel; and Jesse Tyler Ferguson and Christina Hendricks on Meyers.