For the 974th episode in a row, SNL had a musical monologue, this time with Scarlett Johansson showing off her Tom Waits-covering pipes. The MILF (Mother In a Lot of Films) sang her child’s inappropriate lullaby, “Love to Love You Baby,” because that one is lucky/unlucky baby.
In related news, more people are watching two half-naked gentleman sweat on each other than ScarJo. What cultural progress.