Chris Pratt hosted the Season 40 premiere of SNL all the way back in 2014. Things were horrible then. A very bad flag was still flying, selfie sticks hadn’t been banned in Disney, and the world was still impatiently awaiting the arrival of Furious 7. Dark days these were.
But everything’s OK now — well, everything’s slightly less awful — because those first two things happened, Furious 7 was a modern-day masterpiece, and now SNL has released a cut sketch from last September of Pratt as Jason Statham pitching “Jason Steakums.” It’s basically the same joke as Hamm and Buble, but did I mention Andy Dwyer impersonating Deckard Shaw?
