Amy Schumer Needs To Enlist The Help Of Strangers On The Street To Zip Her Up

Amy Schumer stopped by Late Night Thursday night where she was a lot nicer to Seth Meyers than she was to Jimmy Fallon. Myers asked her whether or not people who see her on the street feel like they know her from her act, and whether or not that persona is accurate. In short, yes, Amy Schumer says that’s the real Amy.

To that point, she tells a story about not being able to get her dress zipped up, and being that she lives alone, having to go out on the street to enlist the help of kind strangers to help her, who are like, “Oh, you really are sad!” And yes, strangers as in plural; as it sometimes takes that extra hand to get a dress on.

You know, someone should really invent a delivery service that provides nothing but wine, birth control, and dress-zipping. I think both Amy Schumer and myself would buy stock in that.

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