A large part of the comedy from The League comes from seeing just how far the leaguers will go to win in the end and what they go through along the way. Many of the hijinks include acts that any sane person would easily deem disgusting.
With the seventh and final season of The League premiering on FXX this Wednesday, get yourself ready by looking back at some of the most deplorable moments so far.
Note: A lot of the worst things happen to one of the Ruxins.
Marking Your Territory…?
Due to the sensitivity of his new super-thin pants and the lack of underwear as a buffer, Kevin’s body had a mind of its own when he bumped into Sofia Ruxin – over and over again. One thing led to another, and he, er, “reacted” and left his mark just in time for Ruxin to come in and catch the end of it.
It’s not seen in this clip, but, later on in the episode, Kevin throws the same marked pants out of a dressing room window, just to hit Brenda Song in the face.
The Acquired Taste Of Three-Penis Wine
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“I Gotta Yobogoya!”
Eating cheap comes at a price. Usually, that’s just feeling guilty when you struggle to fit into some old jeans one day. But in the case of Yobogoya, there’s a much higher price to pay. The cheap brown treat that can’t legally be called meat runs through you faster than Mike Wallace. Kevin learned that firsthand when he was on the beach and couldn’t find a bathroom soon enough. Those poor, poor fish.
Note: According to Urban Dictionary, “yobogoya” can also be used in verb form to describe having to violently defecate in a public place. And you are welcome.
Papa Ruxin’s Vinegar Strokes
Every now and then, The League comes up with some phrases that perfectly explain a natural phenomenon. For example, no one ever came up with the perfect name for the face someone makes at the moment of climax before Taco came up with with the name “vinegar strokes.” Sorry, guy from Office Space. “O-face” has been bested.
That’s not the disgusting act, though. The forever unforgettable part is Ruxin walking in on his father (Jeff Goldblum) in the middle of his vinegar strokes.
What’s A Water Cookie?
The differences between what’s appropriate at home versus what’s appropriate in public can be confusing for toddlers. So, you can’t really blame Geoffrey when he saw ice cubes, which he probably eats all the time at home, in a public urinal and puts one straight in his mouth. Blame his parents for not teaching him the difference.
Urinal, Sink Or Bathtub?
To be fair, that urinal looks a hell of a lot like a sink or maybe even a bathtub.
Taking A Swing At The Swiss
It’s always sad watching someone work hard at improving themselves just to fall off the wagon. That is unless they’re a guy in a TV show with such a severe sex addiction that he’ll literally hump anything, anywhere. Including a piece of cheese in a room full of strangers while yelling out “Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!” and “Soft cheese, hard dick!” Try planning your next wine and cheese party with that image rolling around in your head.
The Tales Of Dr. Andre “No-Dick”
Andre got to experience the rarefied air of having a porn spoof made about you when he got locked out of his own apartment and was forced to watch Rafi and Dirty Randy (Seth Rogen) defile his apartment – and Ruxin’s “Shiva” ring – by shooting a porn starring Dr. Andre “No-Dick.” Honored probably isn’t the right word.
When Keeping It In The Family Goes Very, Very Wrong
Taking Luke and Leia’s complicated sibling-hood to another level of cringe-worthy discomfort, Rafi and Sofia have always been extremely close. The thing is, there was always room for deniability where you could assume that they didn’t think there was anything romantic about their relationship. But when you realize Rafi intentionally made out with his sister to make another woman jealous, you have to reconsider.
The Horrible Misuse Of A Breast Pump
Look, just because you technically can do something doesn’t mean you should. Then again, Rafi’s certifiably insane and is going to do whatever he wants to do anyway. We all see a breast pump sitting on a bed, he sees a “jerk off machine” that anyone can use at any time.
