What’s On Tonight: ‘South Park’ Tackles Tom Brady And Caitlyn Jenner

South Park (Comedy Central, 10:00 p.m.) — New England’s golden boy kicked off the 2015-16 NFL season with a four-touchdown performance against the Steelers that bordered on smug performance art and his four-game suspension from “Deflategate” was overturned. Well, Brady might have evaded the long arm of Roger Goodell, but Trey Parker and Matt Stone still have him in their crosshairs for the 19th season premiere (!!!) of South Park.

The League (FXX, 10:00 p.m.) — Our trusted group of owners finally embrace a free market and league parity with an auction draft, but that might all be for naught because Andre’s pulling an Andre and trying to theme the event.

You’re the Worst (FXX, 10:30 p.m.) — Gretchen drags everyone to the mall where Edgar plays wingman for the newly single Lindsay.

America’s Next Top Model (The CW, 8:00 p.m.) — The great actors take their craft very seriously, and these models are not great actors. Contestants fake it till they make it in the acting challenge and then pair off at the beach for a sexy shoot.

MasterChef (FOX, 8:00 p.m.) — And then there was one. The two-hour season finale will wrap up with the final two contestants going head-to-head creating a three-course meal for the judges.

Moonbeam City (Comedy Central, 10:30 p.m.) — Rob Lowe (hopefully not “super creepy” Rob Lowe) takes on his next triumphant television role … in an animated spoof of ’80s cop shows. Lowe, Elizabeth Banks, Will Forte and Kate Mara round out the voice cast of the Miami Vice parody.

LATE NIGHT GUESTS: Kevin Spacey, Carol Burnett, Willie Nelson and John Mellencamp on Colbert; David Oyelowo, Asa Butterfield and JR JR on Conan; Chris O’Donnell and Emily Mortimer on Corden; Hillary Clinton, Dakota Johnson and Fetty Wap on Fallon; Tobey Maguire, Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Kip Moore on Kimmel; Elijah Wood, Horatio Sanz and Jess Glynne on Meyers.

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