UPROXX 20: Dinner At Toby Turner’s House Would Like Involve Egg McMuffins And Sriracha

Toby Turner (aka Tobuscus) is a comedian and host perhaps best known for being a YouTube personality, where he has amassed over 15 million subscribers. Currently he hosts the Smasher Network show Legends of Gaming(Watch the premiere episode here.)

Toby was nice enough to take a few minutes out of his busy schedule recently to answer a few questions from us.

1. You walk into a bar. What do your order from the bartender?

Usually I’ll say ‘what’s the best?’ And they’ll say ‘that depends’ and I’ll say ‘on what?’ And they’ll say ‘well do you like…’ And I’ll say ‘yes.’ I like everything.

2. Who’s your favorite person to follow on Twitter?

CollegeStudent is hilarious.

3. What’s currently waiting for you on your DVR/TiVO?

I tried to find something to DVR, but it took too long to type letters into my remote, so I considered reading a book. Obviously that fell through, and then I remembered Netflix has that new Narcos show, which I hear is grand.

4. It’s your last meal — what are you going out with?

My mommy.

5. What websites do you visit on a regular basis?

Let me pull up my history… wait. It’s empty. Always. Weiiiirrrddd. My own YouTube channels, to see if I have to put out any fires related to YouTube ‘updates’.

6. What’s the most frequently played song on your mobile device?

My default ringtone.

7. The first face that comes to mind when you think “punchable”?

Kenny from South Park. I wouldn’t punch anyone because I’m nice, his hoodie just makes a fist shaped face hole.

8. What’s the last thing you Googled?

iPhone 6S Front Facing camera test.

9. Dogs or cats?

Dogs if in person, cats in picture format.

10. Best concert of your life was…?

Creed. But that’s pretty much also the only one.

11. What book are you most likely to give as a gift?

Miracle Morning. It’s about waking up before noon and exercising. Something I like to force onto other people.

12. What’s the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you?

Birth.

13. South Park or Family Guy?

South Park

14. You have an entire day to do whatever you want. What would you do?

Outer Space!

15. What movie can you not resist watching if it’s on?

The Matrix.

16. The sports team or teams you’re most passionate about?

Florida Gators. I paid them tuition so I consider myself basically a shareholder.

17. Where did you eat the best meal of your life?

Taco Bell SPONSOR

18. The last movie you saw in a theater?

Ex Machina! SO GOOD.

19. Who was your first celebrity crush?

Mandy Moore duhhhh

20. What would you cook if Nic Cage was coming to your house for dinner?

If Nic Cage wanted me to cook it’d probably end up being some sort of Egg McMuffin situation with Sriracha.

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