The 5 Most Voice Of A Generation-y Lines Presented Completely Out Of Context From Last Night’s ‘Girls’

By now anyone reading this knows that Lena Dunham is the voice of her generation, part Shakespeare, part Nora Ephron, offering self-aware, penetrating insights into the human condition — or, should I say, the twenty-something Brooklynite condition — via her HBO show, Girls, and anyone who disagrees is just a HATER or completely delusional. That said, as Drew Magary notes, Lena Dunham season is upon us, so each week we here at UPROXX will present our five favorite quotes from the previous night’s show completely out of context. You’re quite welcome.

So let’s get right to it and find out what sort of mind-bending things Hannah, Marnie, Ray, David Mamet’s daughter, that rape-y hipster dude, etc. said this week, shall we?

5.”(Death) is just something that happens, like jury duty or floods. Yeah, it happens.”

4. “You’re getting your news from Gawker…okay, when you die, how would feel if a bunch of judgmental creeps, celibate against their will, snarkily  reported on every detail of your body decomposing.”

3. “I feel like my bandana collection is my most developed collection. I mean, my array of bandanas is insane.”

2. “I think about you dying all the time!”

1. “I know. I can’t believe I’m still alive either!”

HONORABLE MENTION:

“I told you I needed counseling and you took me to an ayahuasca ceremony!”

“You actually had a better understanding of that song than Edie Brickell did.”

Tune in again next week for more Girls quotes presented complete out of context!

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