“Gee, Adebayo, what do you want to do tonight?” “The same thing we do every night, Onuwachi: grade papers.” For the teachers at the totally-authorized Pinky and the Brain School in Nigeria, that joke never gets old. They also like, “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?” “I think so, Osayimwese, but how can our beloved football team, the Super Eagles, defeat the Goodfeathers in a game of Hide the Pickle?” CLASSIC Olufunmilayo non sequitur.
Here’s the school anthem, via Cartoon Brew:
We are the children of Pinky and the Brain, Children growing in wisdom, age and grace.
We lift our voices to thank God; the giver of life.
Shout it out, far and wide,
Pinky and the Brain first among equal,
Pinky and the Brain, the flag bearer, for others to follow. (Via)
To be fair, were it not for the teachings of Yakko, I wouldn’t even know Belize is a country.Subscribe to UPROXX
Still don’t believe this “Uruguay” place is real, though.