HEY YOU, DIDJA KNOW THAT THERE ARE TWO ADAM SCOTTS? YUP, ONE IS A GOLFER FROM AUSTRALIA AND ONE IS A FILM AND TELEVISION ACTOR MOST FAMOUS FOR HIS ROLES IN PARTY DOWN AND PARKS AND RECREATION? AND IF YOU THINK THAT’S WILD, WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR THE BEST PART: THEY’RE NOT THE SAME PERSON. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT? WHAT A WORLD, HUH? I MEAN, TWO FAMOUS PEOPLE HAVE THE EXACT SAME NAME. IS THAT NOT LITERALLY THE MOST INSANE THING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD? ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? GET IT?
Yes, Adam Scott, the actor, heard your jokes after Adam Scott, the golfer, won the Masters this weekend. And yes, he is getting tired of them. Very tired. Or at least that’s what he told the world last night on Conan, when he walked out and delivered an impassioned plea for everyone to cool it a little. I can’t imagine how annoying it must have been on Sunday when all that was going on. If nothing else the poor guy’s Twitter mentions turned into a damn trash heap, and I’ve got to believe he also got flooded with emails and texts galore. The fact that he’s able to have a sense of humor about the whole thing just reaffirms something I’ve suspected for a long time: Adam Scott = Pretty cool dude.