The only things kids have less interest in these days than the Batusi is the phone book. But that didn’t stop one Redditor, slapshotten11, from looking up Batman/The Simpsons/Family Guy star Adam West, who he lives in the “same [Idaho] valley” as, in the glorified paperweight.
Turns out, West is even cooler than we thought: the listing for West, Adam leads to “See Wayne, Bruce (Millionaire),” which leads to, “Please consult Crime Fighters in the Yellow Pages,” which leads to, “See Batman — White Pages,” which leads to, “See West, Adam.”
With all due respect to Michael Keaton, ADAM. WEST. IS. BATMAN. (even if he does as piss poor of a job as Tobey Maguire in Spider-Man 2 of hiding his secret identity.) Also, hahaha, “Weake, Gay.” That guy probably pulled a reverse Batman, and killed his parents for giving him that name.