This week’s It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia wandered into the treacherous world of dating apps. There’s Groupers, Sparkers, and, of course, Raters. Dennis did not care for the last one at all. Here are the lines we can all plan to add to our first date conversations going forward.
When you’re not sure what the hell is happening.
When everyone is having more luck in the dating pool than you.
When you can’t remember your friends’ names.
When you aren’t what you once were.
When things go well on the dating scene.
When you’ve got nothing in common.
For when you have a plan, but not a name.
And finally, for when you need to emphasize ratings really don’t matter.
