Like a lot of dudes in my age bracket, Alyssa Milano was my very first celebrity crush. I had her pin-ups on my wall back when people still had pin ups on their wall. She is also timeless, surviving child stardom after Who’s the Boss, and even more impressive is that she survived Shannon Doherty in Charmed. Most of her counterparts have fallen by the wayside, but Milano perseveres. She’s even in some new summer show, Mistresses, that I hear is terrible but that guilty pleasure junkies are eating up.
Now she’s appearing on the cover of Maxim. From E! Online:
The 40-year-old sizzles on the cover of Maxim in an open plaid top with sexy short shorts. Her toned legs and tight tummy look just as fit as they did when she first landed on the magazine in March 1998—which was 15 years and one adorable baby boy ago!
Forty years old? She still looks fantastic. Here’s the current cover of Maxim and her last appearance on Maxim in 1998. You can also check out the rest of the photos on Maxim.
(Source: Maxim Magazine)
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Good timing on this post.
Shes the boss…of my erections. *slide whistle*
Fair.
Maxim is the shittiest magazine. Are there that many people that still actually subscribe to magazines in general? Are they still a thing?
It still comes to my house despite numerous attempts to stop it. We don’t pay for it, we never asked for it, and it literally will not stop.
it’s the Highlander.
I once had a free 6-month subscription. I canceled it after the first month. Maxim is for douchebags by douchebags.
The argument against Maxim: For Douchebags by Douchebags
The argument for Maxim: b00bs.
Both are compelling. But it turns out I get free b00bs on the web.
@suicidewatch, Don’t you mean, the terminator? because what Its Brutananadalewski said was really similar to what Michael Biehn says to Sarah Connor in the first movie – which may or may not be a metaphor for subscription magazines.
Dammit, Uproxx, this had been a really good morning. I don’t need phrases like “forty year old Alyssa Milano” to remind me how old I am in the middle of it.
“Teen Steam” has given way to “Mid life crisis Humidifier”.
You’re crushing it today.
+ everything
“She’s still got it!” – Me, March 1998
I was a little young for Who’s the Boss, I didn’t get around to objectifying Ms. Milano until the Charmed years.
She Photoshops real good.
*Rim shot*
Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go back to being nostalgic by looking at Embrace of the Vampire screengrabs.
this is great news. so pumped to walk down to the nearest newstand and purchase a magazine. that should be a fun adventure.
She can still get it.
Based on these pics, 2013 Alyssa >>> 1998 Alyssa.
I was always a Nicole Eggert man myself (circa Charles in Charge)
She can still get it. I still won’t watch that new show of hers that looks terrible.
So is Maxim’s whole business strategy to invest pictorials in TV starlets we loved 15 years ago? Topanga, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Alyssa Milano. It’s like BIG MAGAZINE wants it to be 1998 all over again.
Member that one time when we all got that e-mail with an unshopped photo of how hairy Alyssa Milanos arms were and we all went to have a good cry afterwards?
I always feel a bit weird knowing that The Little Mermaid was based on Allyssa Milano.
Alyssa is the same age as me. I remain convinced that when my wife dies in a car wreck (she is a terrible driver), I will succeed in wooing Alyssa.