This is Rory the Australian shepherd. He is now a finalist on “America’s Got Talent.” Oh yes, you read that correctly: finalist. As in top five. If you’ll remember back to yesterday, Ukraine’s top talent is a super-hot chick who brilliantly tells stories with images drawn in sand. America has a dog that catches frisbees. Dude, Ukraine barely has electricity.
Whatever, I hope Rory wins. Just as a huge “F you” to everyone else on the show. “I studied music at Juilliard.” “Our dance crew practices 60 hours a week.” Thanks but no thanks, jerks. That dog went through his owner’s legs! Oh man, did you see how high that dog jumped?!? That’s f-ckin talent, bitches.
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