Hey everybody! Look at me! I’m an overly excitable TV writer! My headline told you that Amy Poehler is returning to “Saturday Night Live”! And she is! Totally! EXCLUSIVE!!! Oh, except it’s not “Saturday Night Live,” but the SNL “Weekend Update Thursday” that leads into Poehler’s “Parks and Recreation.” And only for two weeks.
In conclusion, Amy Poehler actually isn’t returning to “Saturday Night Live” at all. It’s a two-episode guest stint on another show to promote her current starring vehicle. But man, wasn’t it fun to break out into a breathless sweat for no reason?