If you’re not up to speed on your meaningless daytime television, there’s a British woman by the name of Sarah Burge who is known as the Human Barbie. Over the last 20 years, she’s undergone hundreds of cosmetic surgeries at a cost of over $500,000. Fine, right? Who are we to judge what a woman does to her body, although you’d think with a half a million dollar investment, she’d have a better face than the plastic face-looking substance that adorns her head.
BUT, this horrible human is also a terrible mother. She taught her six year old to pole dance, and when that six year old turned seven, for her birthday her mother gave her a $6,000 voucher for a boob job. For Christmas, she received a $7,000 voucher for liposuction, and then for her eighth birthday, she received an $8,000 voucher for more cosmetic surgeries. To be fair, the daughter can’t use those vouchers until she’s 18, and I’m SURE it’s a much better use of the money than, say, COLLEGE.
Anyway, yesterday, Sarah Burge was on Anderson Cooper’s daytime talk show, and during the interview, Burge insisted that botox was good for a 15 year old girl because it would prevent her from sweating, and sweating is yucky, and you’d never catch Beyonce sweating, right? That’s when Cooper politely lost it, called this woman a horrible person, and ended the interview. “I try to be polite to all my guests,” he says, “but I just think you’re dreadful.”
Here’s the awesome video evidence.
And here was the reaction from the Internet.
Hell, even King Joffrey thinks Sarah Burge is horrible.