Andy Dick is back in the news and it’s once again for something completely stupid. I would venture out and call this the saddest Andy Dick story ever, but I do still like the image of him penned in like a farm animal. Let’s call this a close second. From TMZ:
The troubled actor was riding his bike on Hollywood Blvd. last week when he spotted a guy with the chain. Andy rode up and asked if he could see it. The guy recognized Dick and said, “Sure.” Andy then allegedly pulled a Dick move and rode off with the jewelry.
The owner reported it, but Andy was nowhere to be found.
Andy’s luck ran out Friday night, when cops spotted him near his Hollywood apartment, riding his bike. They arrested him for grand theft and he’s currently sitting in jail, waiting for someone to post $25K bail.
A DICK move. Get it! Cause his name is Dick and stealing someone’s sh*t is a dickish thing to do. Well, allegedly stole it. He posted his bail and hasn’t been fully convicted of anything, so it is still allegedly.
Hard to believe that this guy was once a favorite on things like The Ben Stiller Show or NewsRadio. You kinda wish James Caan would’ve been researching Rollerball 2 during his guest appearance, save us all this wonderful news.