Watch Andy Richter Be The Best Damn Pumpkin Agent In Hollywood

Andy Richter is the hottest thing in Hollywood right now. That’s not because the comedian is on Conan, but because he’s got a seasonal job that millions of people would kill for. That’s right, he’s Tinseltown’s best pumpkin agent and he’s not afraid to throw his weight around.

What’s a pumpkin agent, you ask? Well the pumpkins that grace all the ads you see around this time of year don’t just wander off the street and land a Safeway cover. They’ve got to get a guy like Richter to represent them so they don’t get taken for all they’re worth, gutted and turned into Jack-O-Lanterns. Watch Richter wheel and deal his gourd-based clients to successful careers and learn exactly what pumpkins sound like. (Most people can’t hear them, but Richter says they sound like Luis Guzman)

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