Mornin’, everybody. Before we get into today’s links, here’s your Bell Biv DeVoe reference from last night’s “Archer.” For those wondering about the second leader board that was shown: Moonsie, Bennett, and Kotero were the singers in Appolonia 6.
Week in Review: Television Will Never Be the Same. Burnsy gives you a tour through the week’s odd stories, from gay skeletons to the Human Centipede musical. [UPROXX]
Scam: Russian Ass Torpedo Cures Alcoholism. Wow, I want no part of that whatsoever. [The Smoking Section]
A Shakespeare version of Terminator 2? A Nashville theater is adapting the film for the stage using only lines of dialogue from Shakespeare’s plays. This is why the government cuts funding for the arts, people. [Gamma Squad]
Chinese 3-D Porn Not the World’s First 3-D Porn. Whoa, slow down there. You had me at Chinese 3-D porn. [FilmDrunk]
Alison Brie GIF of the Week: thanks to FilmDrunkard @Jacktion for sharing (click for larger).
Ben Roethlisberger is a saint. He and his fiancée aren’t going to live together before marriage due to Roethlisberger’s religious convictions. Well, it’s nice to see he has some convictions. Usually the charges are dropped. [With Leather]
The Adventures of Dickie and Coover. For those of you jonesing for more discussion of Wednesday night’s episode of “Justified,” here’s a recap with generous amounts of screencaps and video. [Grizzly Bomb]