The Many Undercover Disguises Of Sterling Archer

By 03.27.13

Tomorrow night we will be introduced to Father Guido Sarguchi, Sterling Archer’s latest brilliantly excessive alter ego, as the ISIS gang goes undercover in Papal Chase. In honor of everyone’s new favorite religious figure (great mustache, that guy) the Floyd County team has helped me compile this collection of Archer’s most memorable — and always ultimately unsuccessful — undercover disguises. Except for the ones I’ve forgotten, of course. Thanks in advance, comments section!

Unless otherwise noted, just assume the undercover name is some version of Randy.

The Gay Honeypot

Episode: “Honeypot”

Best Commentary: “Omigod. You like, sneeze glitter.” – Charles (as voiced by Thomas Lennon)

1-5 Effectiveness Rating: 1

Skorpio's Crew Member

Episode: “Skorpio”

Best Commentary: “Who’re you supposed to be, Topper Bottoms, stern yet sensual skipper of the USS Rough Service?” – Lana

1-5 Effectiveness Rating: 3

KGB Officer

Episode: “White Knights”

Best Commentary: “Lesson 1: Always hide in plain sight.” – Barry

1-5 Effectiveness Rating: 4

Beach Bartender

Episode: “Heart of Archness Part I”

Best Commentary: “Hey! So, what happened was, somebody ordered room service but the regular room service guy, uhh, he died, so I came in here, then I fell on the bed.” – Archer

1-5 Effectiveness Rating: 2

Poovey Farms Racing Crew Member

Episode: “Drift Problem”

Best Commentary: I am not super confident about this.” – Lana

1-5 Effectiveness Rating: 3

Ferlin, West Virginia Local

Episode: “Bloody Ferlin”

Best Commentary: “Where? Six Flags Over the Sh*ttier Parts of Chernobyl.” – Cheryl

1-5 Effectiveness Rating: 3

Bob From Bob's Burgers

Episode: “Fugue and Riffs”

Best Commentary: “Jesus, Mary and Joseph Stalin! For the last time assholes, my name is…. Shazam! How do you not remember that show?” – Archer

1-5 Effectiveness Rating: 5

Sous Chef

Episode: “Live and Let Dine”

Best Commentary: “It’s no secret agent, but it’s way above architect.” – Archer

1-5 Effectiveness Rating: 3

Honeymooner

Episode: “The Honeymooners”

Best Commentary: “lana… Lana… LANA… I’m sorry, Mrs. Archer.” – Archer

1-5 Effectiveness Rating: 4

Honorable Mention: Ray As Malory

Episode: “Jeu Monegasque”

Best Commentary: “And if that’s my pantsuit you’re stretching out I’ll have your guts for garters.” – Malory

1-5 Effectiveness Rating: 5

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