The Infinite Wisdom Of Lucille Bluth, Just In Time For Mother’s Day

By 05.10.13

We’re all in agreement that Jessica Walter is television’s all-time mom, correct? I mean, no contest really. I honestly can’t even think of another TV mom I’d pit against her for the sake of debate. Between Lucille Bluth and Malory Archer she has delivered more joy to audiences — usually at the expense of her fictional children — than pretty much the rest of the lot combined. What a bunch of seawards her competition is.

So with Mother’s Day falling smack dab in the middle of our Arrested Development on Netflix final countdown, it would be silly to not revisit all the motherly pearls of wisdom the matriarch of the Bluth Family has delighted us with over the years. Here’s to even more Lucille Bluth coming soon.

On Loving Your Children Equally

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On Knowing The Value Of A Dollar

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On Handling Criticism

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More On Handling Criticism

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On Love Over Lies

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On Cashing In On Opportunities

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On Showing Everyone Respect

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On Not Being Bullied

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On Keeping Your Children Entertained

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On Self Defense

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On Being Culturally Conscious

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More On Being Culturally Conscious

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On How To Skirt A Question

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On Consistently Consoling Your Children

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On Welcoming New Members To The Family

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On Making Sure All Your Children Are Included

On Fending Off Adversaries

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On Assessing Your Children's Weaknesses

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On Showing Respect To Fellow Drivers

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