Ashley Greene Is Coming to ‘Pan Am’

Twilight star Ashley Greene will make a three-episode stint on ABC’s “Pan Am,” which is excellent news if you like looking at Ashley Greene but can’t tolerate the thought of watching a Twilight movie.

She’ll play a debutante with a past connection to Ted (Michael Mosley). She’ll appear in the episode titled “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang” that’ll air Dec. 4. [EW]

I’d like to say that I’m excited about this, but I’ve honestly never seen Greene in anything but still pictures before, often without clothes on. Is she even an actress? Does she actually speak? Never mind, I don’t care. Shhhhh. Shh. Let’s not ruin this words, baby.

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