Bill Hader seems like the kind of guy who doesn’t have a mean, vengeful bone in his body, unless you hate “The Californians,” in which you’ve been subjected to torture six times, or you’re a sorority girl. Last night, during his charming Reddit AMA, someone asked about a somewhat-recent incident with a group of ladies in Arizona.
I heard you ruined the ending of Titanic to a movie theater full of annoying sorority girls that had rented it out when you used to work at a movie theater in Broken Arrow, OK.
Yes I did. But it was in Tempe, AZ. And I was immediately fired. But it was so…so…SO worth it. (Via)
Hader first mentioned this delightful run-in in an interview back in 2011.
“I said, ‘The boat sinks, Leo dies, the old lady — that’s Kate Winslet — she has a jewel and she throws in the water at the end, so that’s where that goes!'”
It wasn’t until later that Hader realized the ramifications of his retaliation. “In my head it was worth it, but then I got home and I was like, ‘Oh sh*t!” (Via)
He’s basically Dennis the Menace, more of a rascal than an evil, maniacal genius. Instead of shooting heroin, he steals cookies. Instead of drinking real beer, he downs root beer. Instead of carrying a bow and arrow around everywhere, like a normal person, he always has his trusty slingshot…that he borrowed from Stefon.
Little does he know the terrible, terrible places that thing has been in and on.