BREAKING NEWS: ‘IDOL’ CONTESTANTS ARE IDIOTS

07.17.09 8 years ago 12 Comments

Some braindead jackass left his dog in the car on a 90-degree day while he was at the auditions for “American Idol.”  The dog died.

Quincy Vanderbilt, 24, was served Tuesday with a misdemeanor for animal cruelty after he let a small terrier die in a hot car while the owner’s girlfriend waited to audition for “Idol” in Denver.

Temps hit a high of 91 in Denver that day. He left the windows up and by the time he checked in at 2 p.m, the dog was dead. [AJC]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: America needs an aggressive euthanasia program.  Or at least forced sterility.  People claim that there’s no fair way to determine who should be sterilized, but I disagree.  You miss the cut at “American Idol,” SNIP!  No progeny for you.  You’re welcome, America.

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