You should already be aware of this, but there’s only one nightly network news anchor you can trust. And it’s the one who can effortlessly provide straight-faced analysis of the current season of The Bachelorette to prove to the nation he deserves to attend his daughter’s viewing party.
I haven’t seen an episode, but thanks to BW’s mesmerizing recap I’ve got a taste for some of that hot rose drama. ABC’s ratings are gonna soar next week!
