Please don’t ask questions. There’s no time. This is a video of Bronson Pinchot (Balki from Perfect Strangers, Serge from Beverly Hills Cop) doing the weather forecast on Central Pennsylvania’s Fox43 this morning, and it is fantastic. Why is he doing a local weather forecast? Not important. Just watch it. AND I SAID NO QUESTIONS.
Anyway, try to guess how long it takes him to make a joke about a woman laying on a squeaky bed with her underwear around her neck. If you said “I dunno, like 20 seconds, tops” then CONGRATULATIONS. You win the grand prize of whoops now your childhood is ruined.