I come to you today, dear readers, as a lowly blogger — a man unworthy to present this majestic piece of artistic perfection. And though I am burdened with a message for which I haven’t the right words, I must trudge forth and introduce this clip all the same.
This is, quite simply, the greatest security footage in the history of mankind. No exceptions. I dare only describe it as: Drunk man breaks into liquor store. Hilarity ensues. May it touch your soul and lift your spirits the same way it has mine.