There’s all sorts of heavy crap going on in the world. Volcanoes erupting. Earthquakes. Riots in Greece. Yesterday, the Dow dropped 1000 points in 30 minutes, supposedly because some white dude in a suit switched an “m” and a “b” in some financial deal.
In the video below, Jim Cramer of CNBC watches Procter & Gamble stock plummet, and he yells about it being a mistake and how people need to buy, and it instantly goes up again. I don’t know, I think that’s what happens. There are a lot of numbers and graphs and people talking over each other, and the whole thing bored me, so I put Business Dog on the screen. Ha ha, Business Dog makes the stock market fun and furry!
It’s just that way with everything. I didn’t care about the Icelandic volcano until people started Photoshopping cats into the pictures, and I still don’t know anything about the Greek riots except that this dog is at all of them. If my house ever burns down, I’m gonna need a cat in a firefighter costume to break the news to me.
[Video via BuzzFeed]