‘Can I Touch Them?’

By: 04.11.11  •  10 Comments

Helen Mirren’s stint as “SNL” host was largely disappointing: a poorly written episode that had trouble finding ways to shoehorn the Oscar winner into sketches. One of very few highlights was the digital short “Helen Mirren’s Magical Bosom,” which — regardless of whether you find it funny — is worth watching to see Kristen Wiig motorboat Helen Mirren.

Ha ha ha, titty jokes. They’re like dick jokes, but sexier. Video below, plus some additional highlights on the second page.

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