“Yes, Urkel, you did do that.” (Via SI Vault)
This Week in Movie Posters, Presented by Newsboy Cat — (Film Drunk)
Christina Hendricks Was Adorably Goth In These High School Yearbook Photos — (Uproxx)
The Dying Art of Rap Battles & Beefs — (Smoking Section)
Mitt Romney misquotes George Costanza. (Buzzfeed)
Dana White Says What Anyone Who Has Ever Talked to Floyd Mayweather Is Thinking — (With Leather)
20 Geeky Fake Criterions We Wish Were Real — (Gamma Squad)
Bill Maher Compares Newt Gingrich to a “Batman Villain” on “Late Late Show” — (Huffington Post)
Sneak Peek: Mary Shelly’s Frankenhole — (Adult Swim)
The Trailer for the Ultra Music Festival Documentary Is Insane — (Bro Bible)
Pilar Sues Deion Sanders For $200 MILLION Because He “Mind Tricked” Her — (Bossip)
Nephew Sues Uncle for Posting Embarrassing Photo on Facebook — (The FW)
Dennis DeYoung on the Mr. Roboto controversy that destroyed Styx: “I should have had that robot mask made larger” — (Fark)
What TV Show Do You Wish You Lived In? — (Pajiba)
Like Rihanna, Here Are 7 Movie & TV Characters Who Never Learn — (Screen Junkies)
Seven Lies Perpetuated By Modern Cinema — (Unreality Mag)
