More good news, you guys! Charlie Sheen is headed back to work on “Two and a Half Men” in two weeks! I dunno about all of you, but I’m really proud of Charlie for overcoming literally every single one of his porn and drug-filled briefcase demons. And in only three weeks! E! News got the scoop from his marvelously named attorney, Yale Galanter:
Galanter refused to comment on Sheen’s current rehab whereabouts, but he did say, “Charlie is fine healthwise and doing really well. Things are looking good. Everybody’s intentions are to get him back in the swing of things as soon as possible.
And despite recent troubles, Sheen’s family is sticking by him.
“They are a very close-knit family,” Galanter tells E! News. “Charlie has seen all of his kids since he was in the hospital. He is even spending time with the boys today.”
Now you hold on one second, Yale Galanter. He’s spending time with his children? Well, I’ve certainly turned the corner now. Is it too late to retroactively give him every Nobel Prize from the last six years? Because, I mean, advocating world peace and feeding the hungry are great and all, but Charlie Sheen hasn’t ordered an attaché case full of party drugs for a gaggle of porn stars in over a week AND NOW he is spending time with his biological offspring. He’s like Gandhi in a bowling shirt.
Oh, hey. Speaking of CBS, did you guys know Katy Perry was on “How I Met Your Mother” last night? I’ve posted a clip after the jump. I think we can all agree that, as an actress, Katy is really, really… talented. (*cups hands in front of chest*)