“Two and a Half Assholes” star Charlie Sheen is launching a new line of retro/rockabilly/bowling shirts. Target demographic: aging white males with a taste for tasteless sluts. From the New York Daily News:
Agoya shell buttons, retro patterns and contrasting color combos make up the look of the tees. Want one? It’ll set you back anywhere from $59 to $79.
Sheen showed off his collection at the MAGIC tradeshow in Las Vegas Tuesday. “I love the look and feel of the DaVinci pieces,” he said in a statement. “The retro designs exude a sense of cool, smooth, yet effortless style.”
In a fitting twist, “cool, smooth, yet effortless” also describes Sheen’s methods for disposing of dead hookers’ bodies. What a pro! Where does he get all that lye?