Charlie Sheen spent Christmas with the people he loves most: hookers. According to Radar Online (so be skeptical about the report), Sheen skipped out on three separate family engagements in order to do cocaine and nail prostitutes. Which, to be fair, is all he wanted for Christmas. Or any day ever.
One year after being arrested on domestic violence charges in Aspen, Colorado, the Two and a Half Men star was nowhere to be found at family events where he was expected.
“He skipped going to his brother Emilio’s, didn’t show up at Denise Richards‘ house and also skipped seeing his daughter Cassandra,” a source close to the family said.
I wonder how you go about getting Christmas hookers. Do you have them come over the night before so you can wake up with them on Christmas morning? Do you order them in advance so they show up on Christmas morning? Or do they show up at noon after you’ve had the chance to open presents and have a cup of coffee? Personally, if I had “Two and a Half Men” money, I’d make the pimp show up in a Santa Claus outfit and deliver the girls to me in a sack.