Chris Hardwick Created A Random Donald Trump Insult Generator So You Don’t Have To

With one bowl containing adjectives and another bowl containing nouns, Chris Hardwick, the Nerdist overlord and talker of all things Bad, Dead and Saul has created an important invention that has been debuted on Conan – a random Donald Trump insult generator. Now, keep in mind this isn’t an insult generator utilizing Trump’s many, varied insults to use against someone. No. Chris Hardwick’s invention is an insult generator for Donald Trump. This way you can mock the GOP presidential front runner without using up any brain cells. Brain cells that you must save for intense political dialogue.

Using Hardwick’s impressive “generator,” insults such as…

Constipated  bagpipe powered by farts, Donald Trump.

America’s number one Jack-O-Lantern in a suit, Donald Trump.

You can even make a Donald Trump Insult Generator™ at home! And the best part – it’s simple.

Instructions:

All you need is two (2) bowls, preferably porcelain, two (2) pieces of paper of different color (have the paper match the bowls for extra fun) and a thirst to humiliate Donald Trump.

On one piece of paper, you’ll create a mocking phrase. On the other, you’ll write “Donald Trump.”

See, we told you it was simple! Now you can go forth with your porcelain (hopefully) bowls of insults and laugh maniacally into the night.

*Note: Remember to make these now before they become outlawed once Trump enters the White House in early 2017!

(Via Team Coco)

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