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Spirit.com has an entire section of its website dedicated to “HORROR WOMENS COSTUMES.” The top-seller is “Skelebones Adult Womens Costume,” followed by “Day of the Dead,” “Plus Size Sorceress Witch,” and “Haunting Beauty.” If you scroll down, you’ll see more witches, vampires, and high school zombies. Weirdly, and disappointingly, they don’t have the most terrifying costume of all… human semi-truck mud flap Guy Fieri.
Want to be really scared? Take a look at this.
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Haunting.
Why is she a thing?
SI: Swimsuit edition 2013…