…is not quite what you’d think. This photo was posted to Playboy’s Twitter feed on Tuesday, and it features my favorite buxom redhead on the right with the only thing that could possibly turn me on more: an evil clown.
According to The Smoking Jacket, the photo is from a feature on summer cocktails in the July 1999 issue. So between this modeling gig, Hendricks’s well-documented love of scotch, and her role in the booze-fest of “Mad Men,” everything she does seems to be tied to liquor. Even her last name is a premium gin. In a related story, I desperately need a drink every time I see picture of her with husband Geoffrey Arend.
One more (delightfully clown-less) photo below:
It’s a shame she’s not naked and all, but still, you have to admit: that dude has pretty great abs.
I feel like Homer in Australia with the Giant Beer “Pretty big I guess…”
Almost unrecognizable without the iconic airbags we all know and love today.
Damnit, I really thought those things were real. Thanks for making me feel stupid, 1999-era Christina Hendricks.
In a related story, I desperately need a drink every time I see picture of her with husband Geoffrey Arend.
So does she.
Mad photoshopping ahoy of that ginger plumper.
Damnit, I really thought those things were real.
We’re going to need a ruling from Matt on this issue, once he gets back from his thorough inspection of these photos in five to ten minutes.
she sucking in.
Good thing that guy is wearing sunglasses. Damn, is she pale, but those boobies are great.
I thought anyone that saw Firefly knew that Hendrick’s funbags were not real.
What’s that? Oh right, no one saw Firefly.
She is an inspiration to pale, non-petite women everywhere. God bless her.
Oh God, I think I’m going to need an anal massage.
I think that she filled out in the last decade.
I need to think that. Desperately so.
I saw Firefly, and she had massive funbags at the time…they almost show the whole shabang one epeisode. And she was easily 20 pounds lighter then, overall much thinner.
I hope that if that picture is really taken outside that she’s wearing SPF 2000 sunblock.
Dude has great…?
*stares at picture*
Oh yeh! There’s a guy right there!
And I’m willing to donate some organic sunblock.
*nudges. winks. nudges. pelvic thrusts. makes his pee hole wink*
she was great in firefly and had epic bust even then. definitely real – change according to her weight.
THE SNOZZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZZBERRIES!
I wouldn’t be surprised if they were real; she has put on 60 pounds since those photos.
That clown is hot
Can she do any ping-pong ball tricks?
So there really is a real-life Dr. Rockso…