For whatever reason, this video of Isaac “apologizing” to Shauvon on “The Real World: Sydney” has existed without my knowledge for three years. It is the least sincere and most passive-aggressive apology in world history, and Isaac pulls it off like a boss. For those of you without the wonder of video at your cubicles, here is the entirety of the conversation:
Isaac: Shauvon, I apologize for calling you a slut. I shouldn’t have done that. I was a little angry, because it’s a very disrespectful thing to pour water on someone like that, and I was pissed. And I didn’t mean that you’re a slut like that. When I get up and start yelling at a girl like that, that’s one of the first words that comes out, you know, slut. “You’re a whore, a c*nt, twat…”
Isaac: There’s a bunch of other words you can say to a girl to make her pissed off. I just wanted to apologize because I called you a slut. So you can apologize for pouring water on me whenever you want.
Shauvon: [tearfully] I’m sorry. I’m sorry–
Isaac: Apology accepted. This was a good talk.
And they say chivalry is dead. What a gentleman. He apologized to Shauvon even though she’s totally a slut.