Stephen Colbert Finally Apologized To Homosexuals. Because Billions Of Bugs Have Accidental Gay Sex, Too.

Stephen Colbert had a rare moment of open-mindedness on The Colbert Report last night, backtracking on all the scorn he’s shown homosexuals over the years. That’s right, he finally realized that “the gays” aren’t that different from straight men like himself.

What caused him to make this giant leap, to suddenly identify with a group he’s long vilified? The news that billions of insects are accidentally having gay sex due to their manly desires to bang everything that moves. He totally gets it now!

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