Some courtrooms allow cameras inside of them. Some courtrooms do not. Thankfully for the world, the trial of the kid who stole Guy Fieri’s yellow Lamborghini in March 2011 — which Filmdrunk has been covering extensively, btw — did not, resulting in this amazing depiction of the Mayor of Flavortown compliments of a courtroom sketch artist.
Those eyes. That hair. He looks like a man who may have just kicked his crying hairdresser out of an SUV.
Guy Fieri is truly America’s doucheclown prince, and we can’t get enough of him.